{"id":573,"date":"2010-07-10T21:54:08","date_gmt":"2010-07-11T04:54:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theamericancrawl.com\/?p=573"},"modified":"2010-07-10T21:54:08","modified_gmt":"2010-07-11T04:54:08","slug":"letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theamericancrawl.com\/?p=573","title":{"rendered":"Letter"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Sent Friday, July 9, 2010:<\/p>\n

Dear Smucker’s,<\/p>\n

Please put less peanut butter in your Uncrustables. Please put in more jelly than peanut butter. It would also be nice if you made them bigger.<\/p>\n

As a class at Manual Arts High School, we think it’s unfair that the Uncrustable was not what we expected. Because it is called an Uncrustable we didn’t think it would have crust. However, as you can see in this picture it has crust! We call this false advertising. Smuckers, you are a liar. Bring us more food.<\/p>\n

We would like other flavors. What if you took out the peanut butter and put in honey or strawberry instead?<\/p>\n

We look forward to hearing from you soon.<\/p>\n

Sincerely,<\/p>\n

Mr. Garcia’s Advisory Class<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

[Any response will be posted here. Real updates also coming soon]<\/p>\n

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