{"id":134,"date":"2008-09-19T22:30:48","date_gmt":"2008-09-20T05:30:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theamericancrawl.com\/?p=134"},"modified":"2008-09-19T22:32:40","modified_gmt":"2008-09-20T05:32:40","slug":"castles-with-farley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theamericancrawl.com\/?p=134","title":{"rendered":"Castles with Farley"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u201cWe find after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us. &#8230;The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sleeping at the beach. (It\u2019s one of the few times I\u2019m convinced to go. And though it\u2019s a scientific fact that I cannot get sunburned, Rhea\u2019s forced me to apply a thick coat of SPF 8 million. In any case, I\u2019m here, dragging too many books, comics, and notepads to make any kind of leisurely affair out of the effort. After exhausting myself in setting up a makeshift office upon strewn towels and lawn chairs, I promptly nod off. I vaguely remember Kyoko whining about some sort of relationship problem to Rhea and hearing Farley say something about building a sand castle though changing his mind and making a generic homicide investigation style outline of a human body.)<\/p>\n<p>Not sure how much time has passed, I awake to Kyoko: \u201cThat looks <em>great,<\/em> Farley!\u201d<br \/>\nI hear a mischievous giggle from way off.<\/p>\n<p>I brush some sand out of my hair and sit up: about 10 feet away from me she is laying there peacefully. Farley\u2019s adding another clump of substance to her hips for good measure. I stand up and realize this woman is easily 12 feet tall. She\u2019s got a stoic yet serene expression and she\u2019s resting at Dockweiler Beach more comfortably than anyone else.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3001\/2858198814_8b079fc35a.jpg?v=0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3154\/2858203398_9837109901.jpg?v=0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I walk over to where she wasn\u2019t just minutes ago and admire the giddy enthusiasm Farley has for his new maiden. With a quick dash, he\u2019s grabbed some seaweed and applying a healthy dose of au-natural pubic hair to the woman\u2019s crotch and armpits. A flock of on-duty police officers stamp by and smile happily at the creation.<\/p>\n<p>The fervor with which Farley dives into any activity is an infectious one. And while there were numerous escapades throughout July and August while we worked on the Black Cloud, I think a day at the beach and the temporal nature of art feels like a nice homage.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Tell people this is awesome:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theamericancrawl.com\/?p=134&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-134\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theamericancrawl.com\/?p=134&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-134\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theamericancrawl.com\/?p=134&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theamericancrawl.com\/?p=134\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\"><span>Print<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-134\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theamericancrawl.com\/?p=134&amp;share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\"><span>Pinterest<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theamericancrawl.com\/?p=134&amp;share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span>Tumblr<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-reddit\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-reddit sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theamericancrawl.com\/?p=134&amp;share=reddit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Reddit\"><span>Reddit<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-linkedin\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-linkedin-134\" class=\"share-linkedin sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theamericancrawl.com\/?p=134&amp;share=linkedin\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on LinkedIn\"><span>LinkedIn<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pocket\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-pocket sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theamericancrawl.com\/?p=134&amp;share=pocket\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pocket\"><span>Pocket<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWe find after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us. &#8230;The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.\u201d I\u2019m sleeping at the beach. 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