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I was putting away all those \u201cteacher\u201d books from the post below the other day and flipped through one for giggles. I hope this doesn\u2019t come across as overly snarky (though it is a blog\u2026), but do teachers really need instructions on \u201cteaching\u201d jump rope? Am I from, like, Saturn for thinking this is kind of a no brainer?<\/p>\n
\u201cAlright class, I hope you did your homework last night and practiced breathing air. Today we\u2019ll be learning how to properly place juicebox straws in juiceboxes and then \u2013 tomorrow \u2013 we\u2019ll actually learn how to sip from straws. But first … it’s time to learn the fundamentals of moving your body over a continuously moving rope in a rhythmic manner. We’ll go through this process slowly.\u201d<\/p>\n
Or something like that.<\/p>\n
\u201cHmm\u2026 this class IS advanced. Maybe we can skip straight to Double Dutch for today\u2019s lesson.\u201d<\/p>\n
In unrelated news, since we\u2019re done with finals, I plan on instigating a massive version of Werewolf<\/a> in my class tomorrow. This could be ridiculously fun or ridiculously ridiculous. Only time (and a few sacrificial villagers) will tell.<\/p>\n [Regular, less inane posting will possibly* resume after submitting grades.]<\/p>\n *something akin to a vacation looms in the near future.<\/p>\nTell people this is awesome:<\/h3>