QFTB #11: Cats
- My cat is pregnant. – Cats are always pregnant! What the hell!?
- My cat is pregnant. – Cats are always pregnant! What the hell!?
- How do you spell Shakespeare? – Shake, like shake your ass. And spear, like throw a spear. But with an E at the end.
- Robin Williams is in this? – Yeah he’ll play a guy named Osric at the end. – Robin Williams the guy from Flubber? – Yeah. The guy from Flubber.
- That’s Toni Morrison? – She looks scary. – I’d date her.
- Can you make the robot do something cool? – Yes, there’s a competition. – What’s it going to do? – It’s going to kick balls.
- You can concentrate at your house. I’m not reading bread bags at your house.
- Carlson was a Mexican for like two seconds.
- Saturation means pee pee!
- That’s something my grandma listens to.
- Is that that lady in the computer lab? She cool. – Who, that white lady? I hate her.