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{ Category Archives } Quotes From the Bungalow

QFTB #11: Cats

- My cat is pregnant. – Cats are always pregnant! What the hell!?

QFTB #10: With an E

- How do you spell Shakespeare? – Shake, like shake your ass. And spear, like throw a spear. But with an E at the end.

QFTB #9: Robin Williams

- Robin Williams is in this? – Yeah he’ll play a guy named Osric at the end. – Robin Williams the guy from Flubber? – Yeah. The guy from Flubber.

QFTB #8: Date

- That’s Toni Morrison? – She looks scary. – I’d date her.

QFTB #7: Robots

- Can you make the robot do something cool? – Yes, there’s a competition. – What’s it going to do? – It’s going to kick balls.

QFTB #6: Bread Bags

- You can concentrate at your house. I’m not reading bread bags at your house.

QFTB #5: Two Seconds

- Carlson was a Mexican for like two seconds.

QFTB #4: The Meaning

- Saturation means pee pee!

QFTB #3: Grandma

- That’s something my grandma listens to.

QFTB #2: Lab Lady

- Is that that lady in the computer lab? She cool. – Who, that white lady? I hate her.